Past Resolutions

Spring 2016

Resolved: Don't Trust the People

Resolved: Forgive your Enemies

Resolved: Leave the Resort

Resolved: America Needs a Queen

Resolved: Politicians Forfeit Their Right to Privacy

Resolved: Kill Two Birds With One Drone

Resolved: Earn to Live, Not to Give

Resolved: The Heart is Meant to Bleed

Resolved: Liberty Needs an Iron Fist

Resolved: Our Best Years Are Behind Us

Resolved: We Are Near the Peak of Human Existence

Fall 2015

Resolved: Morals Are Just A Guideline

Resolved: Globalization is the Downfall of the Nation

Resolved: Public Shame is in the Public Interest

Resolved: Conservatives Have Lost Sight of What They Are Conserving

Resolved: True Friends Stab You in the Front

Resolved: It's Just DNA; We Can Do What We Want With It

Resolved: Trade Your High-Rise For An Acre

Resolved: Spy On Me; I'd Rather Be Safe

Resolved: Judgment In This Life Can Never Be Just

Resolved: The Free World is a Myth

Resolved: A Mediocre Yalie Has Wasted Their Time At Yale

Resolved: Pull Out the Grassroots

Spring 2015

Resolved: Yalies Are Obligated to Change the World

Resolved: Conservatism is Reactionary

Resolved: Embrace the Middlebrow

Resolved: The Right To Defend Is The Right To Kill

Resolved: This House Prefers Hash Browns to Hash Brownies

Resolved: If This House Found Irrefutable Evidence That God Did Not Exist, It Would Unilaterally Destroy It For the Sake of Humanity

Resolved: Risk It All

Resolved: Capital Punishment is Unconservative

Resolved: The Knight in Shining Armor Has Fallen Off His Horse

Resolved: The West is Hurtling Towards Tyranny

Resolved: Drink From the Fountain of Youth

Resolved: Return to Sushi Mizu

Resolved: Some Things Are Above Satire

 

Fall 2014

Resolved: Enter the Tory Time Machine

Resolved: Conservatives are Doomed to be on the Wrong Side of History

Resolved: Sign a Pre-nup

Resolved: Hug a Tree

Resolved: Democracy Requires a Patriotic Education

Resolved: This House Prefers Work Boots to Boat Shoes

Resolved: Embrace the Right to Offend

Resolved: Democracy is Doomed to a Weak Foreign Policy

Resolved: College is for Indulgence

Resolved: Libertarians and Conservatives Can't Be Friends